Friday, January 08, 2010

Damn you, Paula Deen!

Dear God,

How are you?

I’m good.

I know I should always start off by thanking you and being grateful and stuff, so I wanted to say thank you for making food that tastes good and nourishes us and is pleasing to the eye and all that.

There’s just one thing that bothers me, and I have to say – I think you messed up.

I know, I know – everything in moderation… I read that manna story… I get it.

I just wonder, wouldn’t it make sense if the size of the food matched the calories?

Like, shouldn’t you only get lots of calories from stuff that actually fills you up and keeps you from wanting to eat more stuff?

While were at it, in case you wanted to go back and make some adjustments to your original design, what if taste was directly related to fullness?

What if, once your body was full and had reached its processing capacity, your taste buds shut down and you no longer craved another bite of creamy mashed potatoes or slice of chocolate pie?

Just think how much more effective and energetic all of your creation would be if we only desired stuff that was good for us… and then only as much as we truly needed?!

By the way, please don’t bring up that whole fruit-and-snake incident. It’s too depressing.


1 comment:

Anonymous said...

hahaha, I like it. And I'm with you 100%!